Rowan: Two pints of lager –
Jake: – and a packet of crisps?
Rowan: IF you could just let me finish – two pints of lager shandy. And no stupid comments.
Jake: What’s the magic word?
Rowan: Bloody hell, I just wanted a quiet night in the pub – I didn’t realise this was a secret meeting of the Magic Circle!
Jake: Are you always this crabby?
Rowan: Yes. Are you always this annoying?
Jake: No, I’m usually far worse! I’m just being nice to you because I like you.
Rowan: Tosser! He’s so arrogant – who does he think he is?
Sadie: I’m sure I don’t know, Rowan – anyone would think he owned the place…
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