Jamie: Hi! What can I get you?
Rowan: Who are you?
Jamie: I’m Jamie, pleased to meet you.
Rowan: Where’s Jake?
Jamie: He’s off this evening. Can I get you anything, Rowan?
Rowan: I didn’t tell you my name!
Jamie: Oh, well I guessed it was you – Jake told me all about you.
Rowan: He did? Er – what did he say?
Jamie: Oh now let’s see – he said you were petite –
Rowan: He said I was short?
Jamie: No, not short – petite. And he said you were slim and pretty, and you had shiny black hair, and a slight accent, and he thought that you had violet eyes but he couldn’t really see them because your fringe is long, and he wished he could see your eyes properly.
Rowan: Oh right. Um – is that all he said?
Jamie: Well – I think that was quite a lot! Now let me think – was there anything else?
Jamie: Oh yes, he also said you were the most annoying, rude, crabby, difficult and attractive woman he’s ever met, and he can’t stop thinking about you. Well – you did ask! Now, shall I get you a drink?
Rowan: Oh! Er – can I have a gin and tonic? Please?
Jamie: Let’s make it a double – on the house.
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