Ben: Hey – hey RJ –
Ben: Hey RJ – wait up!
Robin: I’m sorry, I’m in a hurry.
Ben: You don’t look like you are! Look, I work for the local paper, my name’s Ben Lewis –
Robin: I have te go.
Ben: Hey hang on! I just wondered if I could ask you a few questions.
Robin: No – I –
Ben: Nothing heavy, just, how you’re finding life in the village, that sort of thing.
Robin: Please, leave go of us!
Ben: Come on, RJ! Just a quick interview – I don’t mean right now, we can arrange a convenient time. Look, I’ll give you my number.
Robin: No, I really don’t want to. Please, just leave us alone!
Ben: Come on, RJ, what’s your problem?
Robin: I just don’t want te talk to ye, now please leave it!
Robin: Ah – sorry – !
Jake: That’s OK – what’s going on here?
Ben: Nothing’s going on, we’re just trying to have a conversation.
Robin: We are NOT – because I don’t WANT te have a conversation with you, I keep TELLIN’ you!
Ben: Look, you have someone famous living in a little place like this, people want to know about them!
Ben: I would have thought you’d be glad of the publicity – it’s not like your career’s going anywhere right now, is it?
Jake: Hey, that’s enough –
Jake: – he made it clear he doesn’t want to talk to you, so please just leave him alone.
Ben: Well, thanks for nothing, RJ – I’m just trying to get a break!
Jake: Are you okay?
Robin: Yeah – thank you.
Jake: You sure? You look a bit shaken up. Look, I’m just going home – why don’t you come back and have a cup of tea?
Robin: Ah, I can’t, I – I have to …
Robin: …actually, that’s really kind of ye –that’d be really nice.
Jake: Come on, then – it’s not far.
Robin: Ah – can I have a hold of your dog, like?
Jake: Course you can. She’s called Sooty.
Robin: Sooty? Oh right – er – that’s nice…
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