Rowan is going out to a restaurant with some friends from work, but she’s just popped into the Frog and Fiddle to say hello to Jake on the way.
Jake: My god, Rowan! You’ve got –
Rowan: I’ve got what?
Jake: You’ve got – er – wow!
Jamie: You’ve got a dress on!
Jake: Jamie – ! No, you – you…
Jamie: You got a new hairdo! It’s nice.
Rowan: Thanks, Jamie! So come on, Jake – what is it YOU think I’ve got?
Jamie: She’s got a great pair of tits?
Jake: No! I mean – well –
Jamie: A nice arse? Great legs?
Jake: Jamie – how would you like me to go and write out your notice?
Jamie: Tell you what, I’ll just go and untangle these lights.
Rowan: So – what have I got, sunshine? Are you going to tell me what you were going to say now?
Jake: Well…
Jake: …I pretty much wanted to say everything that Jamie said…but I wasn’t going to put it in quite those words…
Jamie: Hey guys! Where do you want me to stick the mistletoe…?
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