Tom: Aah look its official – This Place broke up! Teenage hearts will be shattered all over the world…
Niamh: I didn’t realise they were still together.
Cherry: No, they don’t seem to have been around for a while.
Lizzie: What broke up – ?
Tom: This Place!
Lizzie: Yes but what –
Cherry: Boy band!
Lizzie: Oh well, I don’t really know who they are.
Cherry: Lizzie, you don’t know who ANYBODY is.
Lizzie: I’m just not interested in all this celebrity stuff!
Lizzie: Anyway I’d better be off; Dad’s going to give me a driving lesson this afternoon. See you all later.
Niamh: Bye Lizzie.
Tom: Hey I bet you one of them will turn up on ‘I’m A Celebrity…’ next year!
Niamh: Oh yes – it’s inevitable! I’d like to see Jonny on there, he’s so arrogant – I would like to see him eating bugs. And one of them will be on ‘Strictly’. Probably Ryan. He’s the best dancer. Or more likely Ed because he’s the worst!
Tom: Blimey Niamh, you know a lot about them! Are you a member of their fan club or something?
Niamh: I was when they first came on the scene – I had a huge poster of them over my bed. I had a crush on RJ! He had such lovely eyes…
Tom: Which one is he?
Niamh: There, look – he was the quiet, cute one!
Cherry: Oh good grief, Niamh – he looks about twelve!
Niamh: He’s the same age as me – well, a few months younger. He was barely sixteen when they had their first hit, I thought he was so cute! Of course, that was all before I realised I like older men!
Tom: So, what reality TV show do you think he’ll end up in then?
Niamh: Oh …I don’t know…he did some acting before he was in the band. I reckon he’ll end up in a soap.
Tom: I’m going to get a diary for next year and write your predictions in it – then we can see how accurate you were!
Niamh: Oh that would be fun!
Tom: So who do you reckon will win ‘I’m A Celebrity..’ THIS year?
Cherry: Guys – are we going to spend all afternoon discussing a bunch of has-beens, or are we going to go and see this film?
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