Rowan: Oh well – the long walk didn’t work.
Jake: And the curry didn’t work.
Rowan: And the sex didn’t work!
Jake: Mmm…I feel a bit disappointed with myself about that actually…
Rowan: So you should be!
Jake: Well – maybe some of these things just need more than one try…?
Rowan: Maybe they do…well, okay, we’ll have another curry tomorrow night.
Jake: I think maybe you should just let nature take its course!
Rowan: I think you’re right. Next on the list would have been drinking castor oil, or gin. Actually I would be quite happy to drink gin as long as it was a G&T, and not neat.
Jake: Drinking gin is supposed to make you miserable. I think you should definitely give that one a miss!
Rowan: Are you trying to insinuate that I’m miserable – ?
Jake: I’m not insinuating anything, I’m just making an observation!
Rowan: Cheeky sod! You’d be miserable in my position!
Jake: Yeah I know…and I know it’s easy for me to say this, but I think what you need to do…
Jake: …is stop stressing about when the baby’s going to arrive, and just try to relax. It’s a waste of energy getting cross about it. You need to rest while you can.
Rowan: Yeah…it’s going to be hard work, isn’t it, when he’s here…
Jake: But at least then we can share the load, can’t we? It won’t be all down to you.
Rowan: Yeah well I’ve been thinking about that. Obviously you’re not going to be able to help with feeding him – so I reckon it’s only fair you deal with all the shitty nappies.
Jake: Not a problem.
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